B R I T I S H
[x] drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x]You love a backyard Barbie.
[x]You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x]Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian accent.
I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ]Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ]You speak some Italian.
[ ]You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x]You talk a lot with your hands.
S P A N I S H
[ ]You say "member" instead of "remember".
[ ]You speak Spanish or some.
[ ]You like tacos.
[ ]You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a "puta" is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ]You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ]you know what platanos are.
R U S S I A N
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x]You get cold easily.
[ ]Rain is fun for you.
[ ]You get into contests all the time.
[x]You can easily make do with the cold weather.
I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casuall.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x]You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
A S I A N
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
G E R M A N
[x]You like bread.
[ ]You think German Chocolate is good.
[x]You speak some German.
[x]You know what Schnitzel is.
[x]You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ]You went to Pre-school
[x]You're over 5'2".
C A N A D I A N
[ ]You like to play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
A M E R I C A N
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x]You think this survey is rather biased.
B E L G I A N
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[x] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[x] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize that your football team sucks
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
D U T C H
[ ]You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handy work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
A R A B
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
MY MY MY, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!
I'm Belgian through and through! Hooray!
(unexpectedly pretty German too...hmm...)